buttspread 

An ointment applied to a noob's buttock to relieve pain when suffering from a severe ass kicking.

Noob 1: Ouch! I thought melee was the A button the whole time! LAWLZ. I totally got my ass kicked!
Noob 2: Here's some buttspread. Don't use a lot... I'm running low.

buttspread by Brenden Noll November 22, 2007

buttspray 

The juicy fart that causes a spray.

My juicy fart caused buttspray.

buttspray by rmm9451 January 29, 2008

butterspreading 

pasting a message instructing someone or a group of people to copy the message and paste it elsewhere (most commonly to all of their contacts)

EXAMPLE: "BIG EMERGENCY YOU ARE GOING TO GET HACKED COPY AND PASTE AND SPREAD THE WORD"
EXAMPLE: "ON APRIL FOOLS WE ARE GOING TO CHANGE OUR PROFILE PICTURES TO DICKS COPY AND PASTE AND SPREAD THE WORD"

no butterspreading on my discord server

butterspreading by innocentdevil2020 November 1, 2020

Buttspeak 

Talking out of your arse. An update on George Orwells' "newspeak" from the book 1984. Primarily used in reference to the growing use of Artificial Intelligence chatbots to think for us when writing such things as homework.

Hence, Chatbutt as a synonym for Chatbot.

Teacher: " ... that homework is a load of buttspeak. . . "

Buttspeak by NS268 May 15, 2025