Buddy is the ultimate male spinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.

I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster

Flogster by MissTinker December 13, 2016

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Frogstory

A made up story that exists for the sole purpose of lying, not for tomfoolery, but simply out of the desire to lie.

Friend A: "Ayo, did you know that researchers found a new kind of Frog yesterday?" (lie)
Friend B: "Oh cool, anyway."
Friend A to himself: "He dosnt know lol it's a Frogstory"

Frogstory by Keyaruki December 30, 2022

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frogstar world b

A horrible stinking world destroyed by an overabundance of shoe stores. It is the site of two important things in the universe of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy": 1) the Total Perspective Vortex (exposes the sheer, utter, incomprehensible vastness of the universe to the hapless soul strapped inside, destroying his or her soul); and 2) future site of Milliways, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

(on the Total Perspective Vortex)
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
"This is worse."
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.

-- from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

frogstar world b by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004

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