mind terrorist

A female who has unsurpassed control over the minds of her male friends. The mind terrorist is also extremly hot, making it difficult for her male friends to break off relations with this annoying girl. The mind terrorist is known to play retarted pranks on her guillible male friends, such as making her friends think shes pregnant, making her friends think shes HIV positive, and so on. All pranks end with the male friend becoming embarrased and/or angry. However, he will continue to be friends with the terrorist because she is highly hot. The minds terrorist's cycle of trickery cannot be broken unless the male friend exerts extreme self control and ends the friendship, or the terrorist finds a new victim,which is rare. It should be noted that the terrorist IS friends with the male victom, shes just an annoying bitch.

male friend: "dude today jamie slammed my locker shut, stole my cookies at lunch, smacked me in the back of the head and made me think she had 2 kids all in one day, and i didnt even get mad! whats wrong with me?"
Freind: "nothing dude, shes just a mind terrorist"

mind terrorist by Blade aka DJ pathicake December 14, 2008

mind terrorist

A female who has unsurpassed control over the minds of her male friends. The Mind Terrorist will play annoying pranks and weave a web of lies and deceptions which often result in the male friend becoming embarassed/angry. The Mind Terrorist is also extremly hot, which prevents the male friend from breaking off relations with this annoying girl. The terrorist is capable of playing jokes on her more guillible male friends, such as making him think shes pregant/making him think shes HIV positive/making him think shes moving to Norway. All of these end with the terrorist exposing the males stupidity and embarassing him. This cycle cannot be stopped unless the male exerts extreme self control and breaks off relations with the terrorist, or if the terrorist becomes bored and seeks out a new victom, which is rare.

male friend- "dude, jamie slammed my locker shut, whacked me in the back of the head, stole my homework and made me think she had herpies all before lunch, and i didnt even get mad! wahts wrong with me???"
other friend- " nothings wrong with u dude, shes just a mind terrorist."

mind terrorist by Blade aka DJ pattiecake December 9, 2008

Mind Terrorism 

Mind Terrorism (Noun)/ Mind Terrorizing (Verb)- The act of mentally beraiding someone savagely. This works best on an unsuspecting subject in a public venue, as the public humiliation will only compound the pain from the verbal lashing. Mind terrorism works most successfully in small time frames (5-10 min) because it allows you to maximize the pain inflicted, without over doing it to the point of elliciting sympathy from the spectators. The goal of mind terrorizing someone is not only to mentally crush them, but to also inflict emotional pain and discomfort so as to cause lasting emotional pain long after the detonation

Lance- Yo, where you at that party yesterday? David mind terrorized the fuck out of some slut!

Ashton- Mind terrorism?

Lance- Yea, he called her out in front of the whole party. She ran back to her whore cave crying.

Mind Terrorism by DJ Hippie May 5, 2010