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Ladawn
The prettiest of pretty woman..... she will hold your heart captive, and you'll pray she never let's it go. She is so energizing to be around and always the center of attention! She has the biggest heart and wears it on her sleeve. Someone to be proud of and want to spend the rest of your days with... ladawn, a unicorn that can't be caught.....
A Hot Landa
when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?
nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
A Hot Landa by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009
Lada
Ladas are just the hottest girls alive. If you ever dated a Lada, you should know damn well you will never do better than that, because she is simply the best girl. The fact that she is named after a Russian car just proves how amazing she is. Ladas have an angelic face,a phat a$$ and pretty much are the kindest girls out there with the best personality.
Landau
Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.
To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.
Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.
Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"