patrol 

Patrol is a slang term for theft or the act of stealing.

"i just patroled this new pen from that nerd"

patrol by wtc September 20, 2008

patrol 

The code word you use when you are stealing things from kids at school. Mostly used for pens and pencils.

I hope I can patrol that pen from our teacher before the end of the period.

patrol by Jeff Cooke September 28, 2006

Patrol 

A great 4wd that has stronger running gear and more capability then a Toyota Land Cruiser. At a fraction of the cost of a Land cruiser and doesnt require a inflated ego or a blind pledge of allegiance to the Brand cult Toyota to drive. Pre-hostoric engineering big price tags and under powered engines to help keep their reliability claims seem some what real. If your lucky the dealerahip wont charge for airconditioning.

Dave bought a 2017 crusier and it came with 1x cup holder for $80,0000 he couldnt afford the bull bar or tow pack though. He also blew a diff and got towed by a old patrol that went futher.

Patrol by Sk3ptikal August 30, 2017

patrol 

Scouting the area for potential persons of the opposite sex... looking to engage in some for of sexual activity.

Guy1: Yo... where all the girls at?
Guy2: Hit you back when im done patrolin'

patrol by Blazen Hazen July 17, 2006

patrol 

The Police. If they are posted in an area then they are "Patrol".

"I'll break the door, you check for patrol"

patrol by GSC July 17, 2006

Patrol 

A big underpowered heavy piece of shit square box on wheels with pathetic fuel economy and engine power compared to every other 4x4 with the same engine displacement.

A patrol? You mean the car version of the titanic with a 10hp outboard and a retarded captain?

Patrol by Pootrol November 15, 2019

Patrol 

The most profitable singles team on OSRS responsible for closing rejectz, and ending a 7 team merge with no outside assistance. They have been called the “Faze Banks” of singles teams.

Oh fuck it’s Patrol I’m going to need help here

I died

Patrol by Inzers dead team June 19, 2020