Brantism
To make up a definition or story when one doesn't know the real answer or truth. "To baffle with buloney".
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Brantism
To make up a definition or story when one doesn't know the real answer or truth. "To baffle with baloney".
Brantism
To make up a definition or story when one doesn't know the real answer or truth. "To baffle with baloney".
Brandism
The religion of Russell Brand or also known as the Russelligion. The genius on legs has FINALLY been awarded what he quite frankly should of had the day he was born HIS VERY OWN BEAUTIFUL RELIGION. citin'. Brandians are the name of his worshipers who take these nine brandmants very seriously.
1. When using everday words you must convert them into a Brand phrase.
eg. 'That is exciting' now simply becomes - 'Citin!!! Also ridiculous becomes ridicularse. etc.
2. Thou shall always buy the right kind of cat food.
3. Thou shall not miss Saturday night mass. (BBC radio 2 show)
4. One must always treat animals fairly.
5. No prisons, punishment is totally conducted by PIN PINing.
6. Thou shall always refer to the Booky Wook if ever in doubt
7. If bookywook is signed thou shall make a shrine to russell (and from time to time collect things he has touched to make a collection of holyness)
8. Hair must be massive at all times. Elnett hairspray shall always be used
9. One must always acknowledge the appearance of new boots.
If any of these brandments are broken and/or disused, one shall be punished by severe PIN PINING and squashing under some holy rootin' tootin' boots.
Viva la Russolution
1. When using everday words you must convert them into a Brand phrase.
eg. 'That is exciting' now simply becomes - 'Citin!!! Also ridiculous becomes ridicularse. etc.
2. Thou shall always buy the right kind of cat food.
3. Thou shall not miss Saturday night mass. (BBC radio 2 show)
4. One must always treat animals fairly.
5. No prisons, punishment is totally conducted by PIN PINing.
6. Thou shall always refer to the Booky Wook if ever in doubt
7. If bookywook is signed thou shall make a shrine to russell (and from time to time collect things he has touched to make a collection of holyness)
8. Hair must be massive at all times. Elnett hairspray shall always be used
9. One must always acknowledge the appearance of new boots.
If any of these brandments are broken and/or disused, one shall be punished by severe PIN PINING and squashing under some holy rootin' tootin' boots.
Viva la Russolution
When one is faced with such questions as -
"whats your religion?"
"what is god"
"what are your beleifs"
One must simply answer, "Im a brandian, Russell brand is my god, And my beleifs are in the Brandism Bible which states that the Russolution is coming, I can feel it in my hair"
"whats your religion?"
"what is god"
"what are your beleifs"
One must simply answer, "Im a brandian, Russell brand is my god, And my beleifs are in the Brandism Bible which states that the Russolution is coming, I can feel it in my hair"
Brentism
When someone complains about something that isn't real. Such complaints can be, but are not limited to:
Chronic onset gout
Heretitary wrinkles
Telling a story and changing facts to better suit the use of the story to your own personal benefit, although the entire story is fictional
Calling in sick to work
Going home sick from work
Sudden debilitaing illness instigated by an italian soccer player dive
Constantly one-upping a story
Chronic onset gout
Heretitary wrinkles
Telling a story and changing facts to better suit the use of the story to your own personal benefit, although the entire story is fictional
Calling in sick to work
Going home sick from work
Sudden debilitaing illness instigated by an italian soccer player dive
Constantly one-upping a story
Hey man, I'm going to pull a Brentism and call in sick tomorrow.
Hey man, my 15th child that I never told you about who played as a professional NHL player im Bangledesh needs me to pick them up from the airport today. I have to go home early.
Hey man, my 15th child that I never told you about who played as a professional NHL player im Bangledesh needs me to pick them up from the airport today. I have to go home early.
Brentism by SexyNigerianPrince9000 January 17, 2018