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sizzly jizzy

christine's favorite words. also the act of a prude male squirting out cum/jizz all over a women, typically an un-prude women like christine.
christine: wow that was some night
amy: so did you have fun with kungfu?
christine: ya i made him un-prude
amy: really?! what did you do??
christine: i taught him wat kinky sex ment
amy: finally
christine: and he went sizzly jizzy all over me!
Related Words

Sizzly Slide

When one partner during sex has flaming diarrhea and shits on the other partner from head to toe and slides down the partner the same way that the person shat. It’s also a Pokémon Move.
A: I didn’t feel too good last afternoon.
B: So what did you do?
A: Well, I didn’t want to stop, but my ass was gonna burst, so I did a Sizzly Slide, and felt better.
Sizzly Slide by Bidchomp April 26, 2020

Shizzly Bear 

The term Shizzly bear, or simply Shizzly is a euphemism for anything related to poo or pooing in the wilderness. First, the root/prefix of shizz is a standard urban reference used as a generic replacement for the word shit. When completed with 'ly and bear, it creates a natural wilderness reference similar to Grizzly bear. Together, shizz and -ly bear frame a subtle and humorous way to conjure a corny laugh from you friends while engaged in wilderness activities. This assumes your friends understand a basic hip-hop culture reference, of course. It's common for the reference to completely go over someone's head and catch up to them at a later point when they laugh out loud (lol). Because of that subtle elegance, this word offers similar humor opportunities to the word turdle. It's great with the appropriate timing but quickly becomes un-funny when over used. Please quit after the first laugh to avoid burning it out.
Shhh.. -fart-
Did you hear that? I think I heard a Shizzly bear.

Or if you have to crap in the woods, simply announce to your friends "Hey, I think the Shizzly bears are closing in"
Shizzly Bear by L.Dub October 22, 2012
"Sizzy" is the ship name between characters Simon Lewis and Isabelle Lightwood in The Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare.
Person: I don't ship Sizzy, Simon and Isabelle aren't right for eachother.
Entrie Fandom: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
Sizzy by Clary Herondale July 25, 2016

Sizzle Plate

Similar to in the doghouse, it means someone is on your bad side or shit list
"My boss owes me two weeks back pay so that mofo is real hot on my sizzle plate."
Sizzle Plate by So Cal Jim February 6, 2009

Midtown Booty Sizzle 

When a chicks ass is hella overstuffed with juiciness and just to check the hotness you spit on it and the saliva actually sizzles and evaporates before a single drop hits the ground.
The twerk competition finalists are tied and the only way to settle this is the Midtown Booty Sizzle.
Midtown Booty Sizzle by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020