Exclamation of annoyance or frustration, derived from the British term "bollocks", meaning testicles or nonsense. To "give someone a bollocking" is to reprimand them.
May also be influenced by "buggeration".

"Oh, bollockisation! My computer just crashed again!"

Bollockisation by Alex C W January 17, 2008

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bollocktician

A politician talking bollocks.

There will be unlimited money for flood defenses & help, said the Bollocktician.

bollocktician by mary hinge February 26, 2014

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bollotics

The art of defining why something can't be done without any real reason - is a urban word for Red Tape, when everyone knows it is total bollotics that is preventing things from progressing and yet nobody can resolve it.

Often found in the work place e.g. when a department refuses to allow a change because there isn't a process for it, that is Bollotics, just do it and shut the **** up.

bollotics by MowgliCub October 10, 2013

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bollockitis

That reoccuring ache that tells you it is time to see a doctor who is not too shy. Get it checked out before you drop one.

No, really, get it checked......

Bob though he just had bollockitis. Until he got a tip-off.

bollockitis by domivegas July 31, 2007

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