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Volkswagen Touran

One of the fastest economic lightweight beautiful mpv's made ever Especially the 2007-2010 was offered with a majestic engine the 1.4 TSI Twincharged engine which could blow away your sports car.. Handles very well for the size and is super luxurious when you add the extras. Dual exhaust is hidden to look more like a sleeper that flashes its lights for you to move over the fast lane. Usually their owners are supreme cause its more expensive than the other peasantry mpv's you can get . Often mistaked as an eos or passat of their era. Whoever friend tells you that it doesnt as good to their leased (as fast as a grave) toyota or honda challenge them to a drag race or blast your 10 stock speakers to blow them away
Hey bro did that Volkswagen Touran just blast by us while we were doing 200?
-Yeah bro Its a Touran we better throw our sports car to buy one of these
Volkswagen Touran by hondaslayer January 27, 2019
Related Words

Tourange 

This purse is such a tourange
Tourange by K klim February 5, 2015

Torrancing 

Torrancing is a technique used by the commentariat whereby they use an insulting headline or tweet to generate an angry reaction. As people try to refute the allegation they are then accused of bullying or attacking the commentator, who can then adopt a victim or "poor me" stance. Popular with Z-list celebrities.
Countdown has been torrancing again.
Torrancing by Corbynista August 4, 2019
Horniness as a result of being on tour/in a small group of the same people for an extended period of time. This would usually manifest it’s self in an attraction for a person that would be otherwise not attractive to you.

Alcohol : “Beer Goggles”
Being on tour : “Tourny”
1: “omg so many babes at the show tonight”
2: “lmao nah this is New Jersey- I think you’re just Tourny”
Tourny by feelawful March 16, 2022

Domestic Touring 

The art of drinking and behaving as if on tour in your own town, city or country.
Hong Kong is a place well known for its Domestic Touring, where an innocent drink can quickly escalate into several days of mega-lash.
Domestic Touring by #oneclub May 14, 2016

Tourange 

Person A: I wasted all my money.
Person B: How?
Person A: The painting I bought was a tourange.
Tourange by hphpjam October 17, 2020