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edenophobia 

The (some would say unreasonable) Fear of singer/songwriter Ed Sheeran.
Person 1: “do you like Ed Sheeran?”
Person 2: “no I have edenophobia”

Eden Wan 

He is a god and he can get any girl with ease. He 'Massachusets Slurpees' any girl he sees, including your mom and sister. He loves Apples of Edens and is the only thing he eats. Eden Wan is a guy who loves soccer and loves looking at girls right beside them.
"Damn son, he is such an Eden Wan"
"Yeah, I wish I could be an Eden Wan"

"When do you think you'll become an Eden Wan?"
"No one can be as good as him, girls or anything!"
Eden Wan by chiniese emporor December 12, 2017
A RARE Mc Donalds delicacy. A sandwich constructed by replacing the bread from a McRib with 2 Apple Pies.
I can't wait for the McRib to come back so I can make a Mc Eden.
Mc Eden by Shelfed_D March 17, 2010

Fairly EvenParents 

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".
Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.
Fairly EvenParents by Telephony February 19, 2015

Eden,New York

Hick town in western New York, United States. Home of the Eden raiders. Shitty football team and even more shitty basketball team. Unpopular sports like volleyball and wrestling are not all that bad at. vary popular for its corn production hosting the Eden corn festival every August.
Y’all get the corn from Eden, New York I hear it’s not half bad?

Where the hell is eden,New York?
Eden,New York by EWGP May 21, 2018

Edenzhouse

A part 2 to the popular designer, animator both on toyhouse and YouTube who is known as edenzhouse, who is problematic and immature.

Fakes pedo allegation - Edenzhouse has written on their stories that person(1) has groomed them but the thing is person(1) is 15 years old, same age as Eden but Eden still believes to this day that person(1) is a pedo and haven't apologized for getting person(1) doxxed and harassed by their fans, Eden in this drama has leaked person(1) face (which they removed from their story but haven't apologized for) and ask their fanbase to call the police on person(1)

Another person accused of being a pedo, long story short. Person (2) was dating eden when Eden was 14 and they vented about their dying dad and Eden said they were uncomfy with them venting to them they brought a oc from Eden for $680 and Eden tolded them to wait to get the oc and 2 days later Eden has blocked person(2) everywhere and told everyone that person(2) was a pedo with no proof, the proof was "my friend told me their 18!" Person(2) showed their birth certificate and their voice to confirm that they are 16 and asked Eden to tell his fans to stop harassing them and refund them the money. Eden says no because "their a fucking pedo, they just edited everything and you're all fucking stupid if you believe his bullshit get out you're not welcomed you pedo supporting freaks" and the end.
Person(2) was scammed and harassed
At least their not doxxed..?
Person(1): I got called a pedo, doxxed and harassed by Edenzhouse
Fanbase: groomer nae nae uwu
Person(2): I got scammed, harassed and called a pedo by Edenzhouse
Fanbase: kys groomer uwu owo
Edenzhouse by Cupidxox November 9, 2022