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Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.
“I’m pretty glonky.”
Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021
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GLONL glonk glonky Glong glonous Glonking gLOL Glone Glonked goonlight
This is a term first used by Nick from Nick's strength and power in late 2020. This refers to the lighting which is used by bodybuilders and gym goers when they take selfies and trying to show off their physics. This lighting along with the camera angle often make people look more muscular and shredded and it is not a real reflection of what their body looks in real life.
He is looking shredded under the goonlight
goonlight by Freddie Sz November 22, 2020
Word of the Day on June 12, 2025
The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.
"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower
GLONTCH by Retrovoider March 19, 2023
A word that only a person named Ben would use
Ben: gloflo
Other Ben: sure I’ll go to the park with you

glenlitty 

Glenlitty is the term, to define the act of being intoxicated while drinking Glenlivet and being litty at the same time. Meaning you are probably dressed up and/or at a social setting that is lit that involves the alcohol consumption of Glenlivet.
Bro I was at Grants in West Hartford and I ordered a couple Glenlivets neat. The girls were all on me because I was drinking scotch and looking like a boss, shit was Glenlitty.
glenlitty by Wavey Lake November 23, 2016
Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle
I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠
glonk by ashyhoe August 20, 2018