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Poke the beasty and feed it some grass 

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.
Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.
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biastophilia 

1: (from Greek biastes, "rape" + -philia) is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal is dependent on, or is responsive to, the act of assaulting (possibly sexually) an unconsenting person, especially a stranger.

2: Sexual arousal sprouting from the thought of sexually assaulting an unwilling victim.
The doctor decided that the problem with Mr. James was the fact he dreamed of Biastophilia.
biastophilia by Fauxie November 6, 2007

sleeping beasty

A mean, nasty, loud, abominable individual thats best left undisturbed.
You may want sleeping beauty to wake up but you do not want to awaken sleeping beasty.
sleeping beasty by jpg3 November 8, 2011

Beasty Dry

An object that is commonly referred to as a "Dildo".
I just bought a beasty dry at an adult warehouse today.
Beasty Dry by dantheman2324 February 28, 2010

BlastyFace 

To be at the pinnacle of drunkenness; A drunken stupor in which at a certain point your behavior is uncontrollable.
Dude i was so BlastyFace last night, i don't even remember that fisticuffs at the Dairy Queen.
BlastyFace by StabMasterArson January 24, 2009

biastiocian 

Anything of or pertaining to animated pornography or sexual fantasies involving animated characters. Named for Onion AV Club unregistered commenter Biastioc, whose fantasies involve a mansion, Marge Simpson, Belle from Beauty and the Beast, Sleeping Beauty, Leela, tentacles that impregnate women with gallons of drug-infused semen, "only going in ten inches," and "love."
His Biastiocian fantasies were deeply disquieting.