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scrumbee 

A scrumbee is a cabin boy for rent usually with little to no experience in sailing they want to get around and get payed for the work on and off deck. A captain may hire many scrumbees on a voyage as they are cheap and useful. They wait by piers to find a captain in need of assistance.
Captain: I’m looking for a scrumbee

Scrumbee: hello sir I can assist you for three days max and would like to be dropped back here at the end of my time
scrumbee by Smelly sock 🧦 October 30, 2020
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scrumber 

Matt: "That cat is a total scrumber!"
Sarah: "What?"
Matt: "He's scrungly."
Sarah: "I see."
scrumber by 16Bitboy November 10, 2022

Bumble Scrumble 

A semi sexual act involving two partners, a word which really means anything from kissing to doing the nasty if ya get my drift
Josh: Bumble scrumble?
Neve: Sure babes
Bumble Scrumble by Bumblescrumbler October 30, 2020
Scrumble is the official Facebook application for Premiership Rugby. As the best way to organize attending a game with your mates, the Scrumble app serves as a seamless event planning hub to organize every detail of a cracking day at the rugby. The application ensures that the most important details get sorted, including who’s attending and where and when to meet, whilst not leaving out the fun bits, like who’s paying the first round, predictions for the match’s first scorer, and other “rules of the day”.
I'm going to a Premiership Rugby match in two weeks, guess it's time to set up a Scrumble.
Scrumble by lunchanddinner September 16, 2010
Scrumble is the act of getting mates together to watch a rugby match. Scrumble is derived from two words - scrum and bundle. Scrumble is also the name of a Facebook app which lets you Scrumble online.
Noun
“Fancy going to watch Tigers give Quinns a big slapping on Saturday?... better organise a Scrumble then you fucking douche”

Verb
“London Irish are losing to Bath again this Saturday, let’s scrumble it and go and laugh at the plastic Paddies!”
Scrumble by poobrainer September 16, 2010

Scrumbelina 

A particularly attractive, edible looking portion of the fairer sex.
Have you seen that Scrumbelina that works at the Creek?..... It looks reyt tasty....
Scrumbelina by Eppsy1 October 2, 2016

scrumbled 

Defines anything that dies or otherwise gets incapacitated. Can be used to describe (1) someone you owned on Halo etc, (2) something you screwed up and threw into the bin, (3) a person racked with anxiety or nervousness, and anything else you fancy. A combination of the words scrunched and crumbled.
(1) Ohh scrumbled your ass n00b!
(2) My girlfriend came dangerously close to finding the porno mags in my dresser, so i scrumbled them.
(3) Did you see Tim in front of Jackie? He just scrumbled, man. He needs more confidence.