Quizmaster: "What's the only anagram you can make of PERMEATIONS?"
Know-all "Is that a real word? I'
ve never heard of it!"
Fellow"That's a stoot"
"Professor Jonathon Bloggsworth can't be important because I've never heard of him"
"That's such a stoot"
"There's loads of free
e-books on Audible"
"
Don't you
mean the Gutenberg project? I've never heard of Audible"
"That's a real stoot"