Minoff 

Someone who is under the age of 21 who can be considered balding

Bro he’s already Minoffing

Minoff by Kelpy g.. July 10, 2020

minkoff 

A minkoff is someone who causes mischief in a public place at the expense of others.

*in Tesco, the sun is setting and the air is stale with the smell of day old chicken tikka wraps’

Aidan: (shouting) Ali, take that mars bar out of you pocket!

Ali: (whispers) Stop trying to get me arrested you MINKOFF’

minkoff by AIDANSHAGSSHEEP October 30, 2019

minorf

a person who has sex with various funiture. Pronounced MAI-NORF.

He is a minorf, so I had to buy myself a new couch and coffee table.

minorf by marshall56 April 18, 2008

Miloffee

A delightful concoction of Milo and Coffee. Usually taken before a long, hard day in the office to help deal with:
(a) being at work;
(b) the fat, ugly hobbit that wears see through clothing with black underwear;
(c) herpes

"Ohhhh that bitch that looks like Frodo is looking fine this morning, I'm gonna make a miloffee with 4 sugars to celebrate!"

"What!! you gave me herpes! I need a Miloffee to help gather my thoughts and rethink my life"

Miloffee by miloffee4lyf October 11, 2012

Manoff 

The act of getting a gay man off. Possible with your hand or mouth. Or both. The word is a combination of 'Manos' and 'Jerk Off'.

"Hey mate, how was last night in Club X?"
"It was good, I got a manoff."
"Ah sweet, good work"
"Thanks"

Manoff by RichardT January 31, 2008

Mintoff 

Greatest man in Maltese political history, creating the bases for the current welfare state in Malta and basically helping the nation to its feet after 200 years of colonisation. Father of Maltese politics, an energetic, passionate Socialist with determined views.

'Viva Mintoff - Salvatur ta Malta!'

Mintoff by ulkotraqametfdaqqa November 14, 2011

miloffe 

The product of mixing coffee and milo together as a hot drink (including milk) to form the ultimate drink "miloffe".

"yo make me a miloffe"

person mixes hot water, milk, 2 teaspoons of milo, one teaspoon of coffee and viola "miloffe". Stir well to combine.

miloffe by halix October 4, 2009