a male who was gifted by god with a nice package in his pants but HAS NO FUCKING CLUE what to do with it.

or how to use it.

he thinks simply getting wood is all he has to do to please a woman in bed. it's not.
& that getting hard is the same as getting her off.

and giving him pointers, instructions, A FUCKING ROAD MAP, or gps is simply useless.

because he's that gat damn clueless.

THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD DICK.

homegirl: girl, y u so angry?

you: motherfcukin big dick tellin me he know how to break me off.

homegirl: ain't that a bitch.
you: yeah, so i just shot on his face and called it a night.
homegirl: i heard that...

big dick by D.Praved February 5, 2010

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Big Dick

In the dice game craps, when the come out roll is a ten. Any combination ie; 5+5, 6+4, 4+6 it is called big dick or at any time a ten is rolled someone might say there is big dick

Common shooter, where is big dick, common dice big dick, no seven

Big Dick by rucus11 August 15, 2009

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