Dentist 

A fucked up doctor who stabs you in the mouth with needles and drills

Kid: My teeth hurt
Mom: You're gonna go to the dentist this Friday
Kid: NO!

Dentist by Fuckedous October 14, 2016

Dentist 

An asshole that tells you to open your mouth wide and the proceeds to insert things in your mouth.

Dude I just went to the dentist and I had to open my mouth wide and then they put things in there.

Dentist by Your a wanker November 22, 2016

dentist 

A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.

Wish i was a dentist......

dentist by Wise Man November 5, 2003

dentist 

Your tooth doctor. He checks you for dental problems when you go and gives you advice on your personal dental care.

The one thing I really do not like about going to the dentist: Having my teeth polished. The stuff they use has a nasty taste and feel.

dentist by Light Joker June 2, 2004

Dentist 

A dentist is a man (or woman, im all for equality) who takes great delight in hurting you. He does this with his vast collection of Sharp Shiny & Scary tools. Once he's managed to make you either cry or pass out from pain - he charges you for it.
Quite a nice little scam really....

Guy: OH DEAR GOD THE PAIN!!!
Dentist: That'll be £500

Dentist by dean-a-thon September 14, 2005

dentist 

Someone who 40-year-old British men are deathly afraid of, but when I was 9 and getting 4 cavities filled was just patiently waiting for my little toy/prize and new toothbrush.

Brit: Well bloody Hell there old chap, I reckon I despise that blasted dentist, but me mum she says I got to.
Me: Actually, I just went yesterday and was glad to get cleaned up. It's like a fresh start, you know?

dentist by GameBoy83 May 26, 2006

dentist 

A dentist is normally an extremely good looking individual that is good in bed and is filthy rich. He/She drives the best and fastest cars and is a highly respected member of society. They have the nicest and whitest of smiles! They are intelligent professionals and are also known to be perfectionists! The envy of all professionals.

''I wish i were a dentist!''
''If only i could marry a dentist''
''When i grow up, i want to be a dentist''
''That guy is fantastic in bed, he's such a dentist''
''i love my sexy dentist''

dentist by hotsexyeuropean2 January 31, 2009