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Turkeyling 

Only applies to asian families.

This is achieved when during thanksgiving dinner the male head of the house opens the turkey butthole using a red onion cut in the full "o" form and dips his balls inside then wears the onion on his balls the rest of dinner
Dude I was at chings house and his dad did a turkeyling right on the table
Turkeyling by Gordon Danzig November 27, 2019
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torkeling 

Performing oral sex on someone. It comes from a combination of the words "tongue" and "snorkeling."
She never wants to have sex, but she is always up for a good torkeling.
torkeling by Luke64 July 24, 2008
The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.
Jack: So I went to high five Matt, but he ended up turkeying me.
Megan: What a douche.
Turkeying by AustinTsunami January 20, 2009

TurkeyDinosaur 

the absolute god of a staff member who once roamed streets of shitcade, we all must stan him and worship all day long.
TurkeyDinosaur is my idol
TurkeyDinosaur by notdelno July 24, 2020

turteling 

when the tip of your shit pokes out of your asshole,then pop it back in,Like a turtel's head poping out of it's shell.
i got to shit so bad i am turteling.
turteling by soup bone February 5, 2008

turkling 

There was a group of turklings in my yard with their mom.
turkling by CircaLucid May 3, 2018
When you are soaking with a girl and motorboat her boobs while gobbling like a turkey.
Dude 1: Man! Guess what I did last night?
Dude 2: idk man, what did you do?
Dude 1: I was turkeying the fuck out of Sarah!
Dude 2: Sarah has giant knockers man!

( Dude 2 high 5s dude 1
Turkeying by White n-word October 20, 2022