Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.

Chad: “Wow, Brad, you’ve got a real crusty bugger”
Brad: “Ah, yeah. It’s painful, but it’s what I get for a day on the beach.”

Crusty Bugger by Dongleicious June 30, 2019

Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.

“Wow, Chad, you have an incredibly crusty bugger! Does it hurt?”

Crusty Bugger by Dongleicious June 30, 2019

crusty burger 

When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk

1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger

crusty burger by The wasted Bard May 18, 2016

the only un-crusty burger 

the one guy thats unlike all the rest

Mykalya: omg hes soooo cute!!
Abby: yeah he's the only un-crusty burger

the only un-crusty burger by abbyw January 27, 2009

Crusty burger 

When you just pooped but forgot to wipe

Oh man I think I have a crusty burger going on

Crusty burger by Oooooops7 October 29, 2019