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Guenifer 

A really tiny sliding person, usually extremely attractive which is why they have so many boyfriends. But they're also a bit picky. They'll only date guys called "Ben" or guys like "Caden" and "Ronan". They will have massive kochoncas and a girth of at least 17 inces. They will also own a lot of furniture and Tupperware
Woah dude, that Titanic mastodon black dildo must belong to Guenifer

Dude, what's Ben's girlfriend called again? I think it's ada- no it's just Guenifer
Guenifer by Dank Pan 13 May 21, 2019
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a unique girl who has much to offer. she's smart, cute, and very funny. she has beautiful mocha skin and although she may be quite weird at times, she seems to be able to put a smile on your face.
She is often referred to as a cutie pie.
yo, isn't Genifer so cool?
Genifer by KramDB January 27, 2009
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Gwenifer 

Gwenifers are usually brunette with ocean blue eyes. They only date people whos name ends with my such as Timmy or Jimmy. We all know that as a child they were obsessed with Dora the Explorer but let's face it, in the end, they are resilient and persistent. They probably didn't have the most opportunities or chances as a child because they were ignored or pushed down by society but they didn't let that define them. You are lucky to have one in your life even if you don't know it, but suck it up and appreciate them!
"Gwenifer, I'm going to shoot you with my AK47!"
Gwenifer by Gwenifer Author October 13, 2020
Genifer is the most amazing girl to have. Guys want her and girls want to be her. As a friend she always has you back and is not afraid to fight someone for you (even thought she may not win) As a girlfriend she is always loyal to him and never tries to break his heart.

When she is hurting and you can tell make sure to give her the biggest hug because she is a very strong person you can take almost everything.
Girl 1: Omg. I wish I could be like Genifer.

Girl 2: Same!

Boy 1: Dude! How could you let Genifer go?!?

Boy 2: I don’t really know......
Genifer by Maya.boooo June 2, 2018

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026