Langers

Derivitive of langer meaning drunk or 'pissed'

I was so langers after the pub last night I woke up in the park, boy!

Langers by Biorn July 17, 2005

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-Adjective

To reach an advanced stage of inebriation through the imbibing of multiple alcoholic beverages.

"I was sad langers last night old boy"

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Langers means cool. Well actually it means sodomy, but sodomy is cool.

Dude 1: "Dude the cast of Monk are doing a special reunion" Dude 2: "Langers!"

Langers by Potatery April 14, 2019

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1: Langer: Irish slang for a penis

2: Langers: Irish slang to be very, very drunk.

1. He's some langer that young fella!

2. Lads will we all go to the pub tonight and get langers?

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People who slide into multiple DMs across all social platforms. Ultimately breaking the hearts of hundreds of women at a time.

That guy over there is a typical langers, notifications going off all night!

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A portmanteau of low bangers. Refers to large, low-hanging breasts that swing with authority and zero concern for modern bra propaganda.

"Damn, them some langers!"
"Without a bra on, her langers are down to her knee."

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Maltese Langers

Pool player who cannot avoid potting the white on important shots. Tends to lose out to thegreatgatsby on RTG powerplays.

"Look, John, he's potted the white again."
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"

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