Maliu 

The Godslayer

Jordan has become Maliu

Maliu by Ghdjdnd February 1, 2019

butthole malfunction 

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.

Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!

butthole malfunction by Gleen707 November 28, 2019

Malibogus 

The combination of malibog (meaning horny in Filipino) and amogus to describe a particular horny person that is in need of desperate therapy from the amogus syndrome.

Lolz: Posts something explicit
:malibogus:

Malibogus by sussusamoguss March 20, 2022

Remote Malfunction 

A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.

It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.

Remote Malfunction by Julesheart April 19, 2023

maliah 

A very fun and outgoing person who will always be there for you know matter what she is a great friend and an even better girlfriend once you get a maliah never let her go she is very kind and one of a kind person

Damn look at maliah

maliah by Unknown_user3 January 17, 2017

Malia 

NOT AN OBJECT LIKE ALL OF THESE OTHER ONES ARE SAYING. She is not afraid to speak her mind when something is important to her. Nicest girl you'll ever meet. Very loyal to her friends. She is a hard book to open, but once she opens up, she will talk with you for hours until 3 am. She will love you forever. Being her friend is amazing because she will always be there for you. She is prettiest when she doesn't even try. If you meet a Malia, be kind to her. She tends to give everything away and makes no time for herself. She is very selfless. She often over thinks things. Never let a Malia go.

Malia is my best friend. She is always there for me.

Malia by Puppylover278 January 4, 2019

Malibu Manhandler 

A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.

Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.

After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.

Malibu Manhandler by The Big Bag May 24, 2009