a transtheistic or panentheistic Millettic organised philosophy founded by Cometan as manifested in its founding treatise known as The Omnidoxy. Its adherents, known as Astronists, focus their beliefs on the concepts of cosmocentricity, the notion of sentient life beyond Earth, the reascension of philosophy, and the transcension of all humanity.
"Without the development of Astronism, the fusion of astronomy and philosophy would not have occurred."
The agentive form of "astroturf". An astronigger is a person or account online that tries to tip the scales in favor of someone they are indebted to, either through blackmail, social contract, or payment.
Look, Tim, it's an astronigger. They're the only things keeping Microsoft's reputation afloat!