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Astronigga 

1) A real astronaut that doesn’t fuck around, like real Apollo 13 ass boys.

2) An astronaut of copious melanin.
1 - “Apollo 13 was wild, they were a true bunch of astroniggas

2 - “in the movie Mission To Mars, they try to rescue an astronigga stuck on Mars.”
Astronigga by Bro9669 May 29, 2018

Astronism 

a transtheistic or panentheistic Millettic organised philosophy founded by Cometan as manifested in its founding treatise known as The Omnidoxy. Its adherents, known as Astronists, focus their beliefs on the concepts of cosmocentricity, the notion of sentient life beyond Earth, the reascension of philosophy, and the transcension of all humanity.
"Without the development of Astronism, the fusion of astronomy and philosophy would not have occurred."
Astronism by TIOTPOM February 9, 2019

astronizzle 

A black astronaut.
When I grow up, I want to be an astronizzle.

astronigger 

The agentive form of "astroturf". An astronigger is a person or account online that tries to tip the scales in favor of someone they are indebted to, either through blackmail, social contract, or payment.
Look, Tim, it's an astronigger. They're the only things keeping Microsoft's reputation afloat!
astronigger by TronTran27 December 29, 2020

Astronized 

Man, that girl had me astronized!
Astronized by AjBandz January 23, 2019

astronimite 

A man that thoroughly enjoys anal sex.
"That guy is such an astronimite."
astronimite by CBT Enjoyer May 28, 2023