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Head Jew In Charge. He is usually the ring leader for a group of jews.
Adam is the HJIC at the shop.
HJIC by Teh Axel January 30, 2008

hjïûlwįtšēr 

hjïûlwįtšēr Is a word used to describe a complete fucking idiot who probably can’t turn on a toaster without having a metal dilemma.
Did you hear? Tim is a big fucking hjïûlwįtšēr!
when one big black dude is raped by an elephant
did you know that tyrone was hjiplo
hjiplo by dhdkke shifts October 10, 2021
Acronym.
Stands for "Hand Job In Public".
"Shannon gave me an HJIP and milked my prostate in case anyone wanted to know"
HJIP by demonspawn998866666 September 23, 2012
I WANT TO HJIACKAFJSOFMDKS NO! ITS HIJACK!
Hjiack by psendrom July 3, 2021