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plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq 

When you type every column backwards and up.
You've tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp so now you try plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq the ultimate stage in boredom. soon you will be doing diagonal keys
Bored "dood i typed plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq into google."
Normal "whats qazwy whatever?
Bored " its when you type every column backwards and up"
Normal " sigh, gtfo out of my kitchen"
-noun
1. a person, eps. one who is good at everything.
-verb
2. to drink heavily.
3. to beat someone (usually in a sport).
4. to possess (someone or something).
5. to ruin or damage (someone or something).
-interjection
6. an exclamation; used alone or in a phrase to express ownership (of something or someone), or simply an emphasis.
-adjective
7. voluptuous.
get ptonked.
ptonk yourself!
you've been ptonked.
ptonk!
ptonk by dizzel10102935784 December 13, 2008

ptomaine 

Is a rare disease that you get from storing
Open canned corn,
Tuna, ravioli or any cheap canned foods in the refrigerator.
Don't put that open can of cream corned in the refrigerator.
You gone give all us ptomaine poison.
ptomaine by ChrisQ41 May 9, 2018
A plomkin is when you recieve head whilst taking a shit
I like taking dumps... I like getting head... A plomkin is a win-win.
A word which causes women to go crazy and have crazy sex with you.
Skang "Pomk/"
Taylor "Do me now!"
Pomk by Old Mickey D April 8, 2011
A word that can mean anything, it is a filler, and when all options are gone, it's your best last resort.
Mother: "GET BACK HERE LITTLE TIMMY YOU ATE THE DAMN COOKIE!"
Son: "N- no, plomki!"
Mother: understandable have a nice day
plomki by masonjaroxleo9 April 10, 2021