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Jamaica Jan Sun Princess
In season 3, episode 12 of The Office, which is titled 'Back From Vacation,' Michael has an inappropriate photo of his boss, Jan Levinson. He accidentally sends the photo to Darryl and it becomes viral around the office. The name of the jpeg file was, 'Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.' If your friends name starts with a J, its also looked upon as clever to replace 'Jan' with their name.
Michael Scott: I have a special assignment for you.
Dwight Schrute: Who's the target?
Michael Scott: A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file. A picture. Filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.
Dwight Schrute: What's it of?
Michael Scott: Not important.
Dwight Schrute: Unless you're willing to tell me everything I cannot accept this assignment.
Michael Scott: Forget it-
Dwight Schrute: Ok, I accept it.
Dwight Schrute: Who's the target?
Michael Scott: A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file. A picture. Filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.
Dwight Schrute: What's it of?
Michael Scott: Not important.
Dwight Schrute: Unless you're willing to tell me everything I cannot accept this assignment.
Michael Scott: Forget it-
Dwight Schrute: Ok, I accept it.
Jamaica Jan Sun Princess by L'Urbondictionaire August 15, 2012
Jamaica Turner
Jamaica Turner can be called a joint smoked (or a person) in two situations:
- A person who is used to smoking very bad weed from the last street corner and, after accidentally smoking a really good joint from Jamaica at friends or relatives' house, turns into a stereotypical rastaman who grows his own weed.
- A really bad person who is mean to everyone including gossiping about other people, spreading bad moods and telling lies, but after smoking a really good joint from Jamaica undergoes a personality change and only spreads love and peace
- A person who is used to smoking very bad weed from the last street corner and, after accidentally smoking a really good joint from Jamaica at friends or relatives' house, turns into a stereotypical rastaman who grows his own weed.
- A really bad person who is mean to everyone including gossiping about other people, spreading bad moods and telling lies, but after smoking a really good joint from Jamaica undergoes a personality change and only spreads love and peace
Example 1:
Homie A: Hey brother, let's smoke.
Homie B: OK, but this time we're smoking some of mine, not your poor quality weed.
Homie A: I don't know what's wrong with my weed but ok why not.....(Takes a big hit) 0_0
Homie B: ...what?
Homie A: (throws away his street weed) So di ting set jau, fock my Guzumba weed! I'm traveling to Jamaica and growing my own!
Example 2:
Homie A: Hey, did you hear what happened to Mad Tyson?
Homie B: No, what happend to this motherfucker?
Homie A: Yesterday he was fighting in Tyrones Bar and talking shit, today after he smoked a joint with the jamaicans he walks around with a guitar and sings songs about love and world peace.
Homie B: Jo, that joint was a Jamaica Turner!
Homie A: Hey brother, let's smoke.
Homie B: OK, but this time we're smoking some of mine, not your poor quality weed.
Homie A: I don't know what's wrong with my weed but ok why not.....(Takes a big hit) 0_0
Homie B: ...what?
Homie A: (throws away his street weed) So di ting set jau, fock my Guzumba weed! I'm traveling to Jamaica and growing my own!
Example 2:
Homie A: Hey, did you hear what happened to Mad Tyson?
Homie B: No, what happend to this motherfucker?
Homie A: Yesterday he was fighting in Tyrones Bar and talking shit, today after he smoked a joint with the jamaicans he walks around with a guitar and sings songs about love and world peace.
Homie B: Jo, that joint was a Jamaica Turner!
Jamaica Turner by Luis Song March 7, 2022
Jamaar
A tall, handsome demigod. Man from hip up, God from hip down. A Jamaar is usually very intelligent and grounded. He can get along with everyone. However, If a Jamaar doesn't like you, you will know it. A Jamaar is a kind individual with a hard exterior, yet soft middle. He is a good friend and even better listener. He doesn't tend to dwell in the presence of fools. Jamaars mate for life but are extremely picky about who they choose to settle down with. They often choose royalty to consort with. They are known to produce impressive offspring as a result of their perfect "D's" If you have a Jamaar hold onto them, they are valuable and will provide a lifetime of enjoyment.
Jamaar by Definition.org May 31, 2015
jamacain pancake
A jamacain pancake is the act of pouring eggs and flour on a womens vagina and stir the mixture with your penis, you then gracefully ask her to queff the mixture into a bowl which you then cook and shovel down her throat.
jamacain pancake by CherryCunt June 28, 2014