stretton

Fucking bangin'

Them strettons are unreal

stretton by Boopie99 March 6, 2018

stretton

stupid depressed manipulating bitches who would kill themselves for attention

omg you're such a stretton

stop being a stretton
its giving stretton

stretton by just a guy_142 March 21, 2023

Church Stretton 

A small "town" the size of a village in Shropshire, loved by old people and sad hikers, hated by lovers of fun and entertainment.

2. anywhere with a large conservative majority

Sad old couple: Church Stretton is beautiful!

Kid: No it isn't! There's fuck all to do

Church Stretton by Winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink December 13, 2010

strattonites 

The most ruthless and ambitious closers known to man. The word “strattonite” stems from Jordan Belfort’s very own Stratton Oakmont. Strattonites is used to describe the brokers and traders of Stratton Oakmont.

“I’m not leaving, my Strattonites! The show goes on!”

strattonites by The Wolf of Stratton Oakmont November 1, 2020

Eric Stratton 

Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you

Hi, that was Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, he was damn glad to meet you.

Eric Stratton by DeltaTauAwesom February 18, 2011

Joni Stratton

Communist asshole

Joni Stratton is dumb communist asshole

Joni Stratton by ItsItsyBee210 February 13, 2019

Stratton 

A ridiculously attractive person. Usually smarter than everyone around them and always feels superior to everyone. Super strong. Exotic name entrances everyone around them so they can always get what they want. Usually a smartass and always manly.

Dude, check out Stratton. I wish I was a Stratton!

Stratton by CMLVR July 11, 2010