Simply know as the thing that you can't be. This status is reserved for only the best of the best and the coolest of the cool. To strive to be one is futile. To achieve it is impossible.
A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.
Don’t go into the bathroom billy I just left a Shmoogle in there and the place is a mess.