The ancient Mach-1 Skytrains in Vancouver. The front and back of each
car have a small door, and when looking at that in combination of the shape of the
train around that door, it looks just
like an outhouse. Not only that, it has been known in the past and still occurs occasionally, to function as one, where people
will use the space of where the fold down seats are just behind the small door, to take a poo poo!
These old poop poo trains are also known as boobie trains, crying trains, chicken slaughter trains.
1. Oh no, I just got poop-sandwiched by the poop poo
train, had I been a little earlier or later to arrive at the station I would have boarded a Mach2 or Mach3
train!
2. If you see a pair of jeans, clothing, or bag left behind at the "outhouse area" of the poop poo
train, do not touch it! It is likely to be covering up someone's turd!
3. Guess the people who designed the train wasn't paying attention to prevent it from becoming a poop poo train!!!