Anden 

The sexiest person you will ever meet. He is always funny and he is really hot 💦

Anden is such a sexy beast.

Anden by Beast1234512345 November 8, 2017

Anden 

Anden is a Lit mother fucker that loves to party, fuck all the bitches and has probably fucked your mom to.

Anden is a lit mother fucker

Anden by daihfahffa May 25, 2019

Anden 

A Lit mother fucker that likes to party, gets mad bitches and has probably fucked your mom to.

Anden IS A lit motherfucker

Anden by daihfahffa May 25, 2019

Anden 

Is a of the male variety who believes their girlfriend(s) are hot or some to believe they are snowbunnies. Usually retarded.

My friend believes his girlfriend is hot or something, must be an Anden

Anden by MadmuppetXx1 February 7, 2020

Anden 

Anden is a Lit mother fucker that loves to party, fuck all the bitches and has probably fucked your mom to.

Anden is a lit mother fucker

Anden by daihfahffa May 25, 2019

Anden Nuttsuck 

This is a super gay kid that has a crush on his 7th grade math teacher mrs ely he wants to poor mountain dew on her and lick it all off. He tells all of his friends that he has a 9 inch penis but everybody knows that it is only one inch long. Every morning he he uses a special tool to wanks off to his dads high school picture.

Anden Nuttsuck stares at mrs elys butt as she walks by

Anden Nuttsuck by billbob4545 June 15, 2018

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Alden's Number by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020