Stashing is when you're in a relationship with someone and you refuse to introduce them to your friends and family; mostly because you view the person as temporary, replaceable, and/or you're an asshole.
Friend: "Hey have you met John's parents yet? You've been together for months"
Stashee (or person being stashed): "No, I think he's stashing me. We don't have any pictures together either."
Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.
"Dude! Get off the pot, stop stressin' the dingle!"
Strapping it refers to a male whose penis is so long it cannot fit inside his pants, resulting in him having to strap it around his legs to keep it from dangling to his feet. Typically involves a belt or velcro.