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Sanafer syndrome
Sanafer syndrome (aka Ali Ketaminosis) is a cruicially rare disorder that occurs in 1/26 billion children. Symptoms include leaving the house 20-6,529 minutes late, being percieved as a zionist jew scum, getting dicked on in brawlhalla, and having tourrettes-like ticks that cause the subject spasms making them repeat phrases like: “Maaan, shiiit, fuuuck, and most commonly, what time is iiit.”
Example
Doctor: “I’m really sorry Maam. The tests conclude that your son… *feels so bad he starts jerking off*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME😖😖😖”
Mom: “NOO! NO! NO NO NO NO NOOOO! IT CAN’T BE. WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! WHY GOD. WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!😭😭😭”
Doctor: “I’m truly sorry maam. It’s not your fault. It may not be too late however. It is possible that this whole conundrum may be avoided! By keeping your son away from Buzz, never allowing him to cross the threshold of 20%, and keep him off the solpadine, perhaps your son might be saved!”
Mom: “OMGGGGGGG OH EM JEEEEE!!!!!! Is there any way I can thank you for this?!”
Old Wrinkle Balls Doctor:” …”
Doctor: “I’m really sorry Maam. The tests conclude that your son… *feels so bad he starts jerking off*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME😖😖😖”
Mom: “NOO! NO! NO NO NO NO NOOOO! IT CAN’T BE. WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! WHY GOD. WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!😭😭😭”
Doctor: “I’m truly sorry maam. It’s not your fault. It may not be too late however. It is possible that this whole conundrum may be avoided! By keeping your son away from Buzz, never allowing him to cross the threshold of 20%, and keep him off the solpadine, perhaps your son might be saved!”
Mom: “OMGGGGGGG OH EM JEEEEE!!!!!! Is there any way I can thank you for this?!”
Old Wrinkle Balls Doctor:” …”
Sanafer syndrome by BigDaddyPlantation October 25, 2023
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Sanafer Syndrome
Sanafer syndrome (also referred to as Ali Ketaminosis) is a crucially scarce disorder, and has the possibility to inflict its curse on 1/26 billion kids. Symptoms include extreme tardiness to anything, usually showing up 26-9,420 minutes later than expected to. Other symptoms include being mistaken for a zionist jew scum due to the unique deformation of the nasal cavaties that is caused by the syndrome, paralyzing laziness, and tourettes-like spasms causing the subject to say things very often such as: “Maaan, shiiiit, fuuuck, what time is iiiit, (and most commonly) my phone is deaaad😩”
Doctor: “I’m terribly sorry madam, however the tests have proven to show… *feels so bad he starts jerking off to feel better*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME❗️”
Mom: “NOOOOOOO!!!!! NO ! NO! NOO NOO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!! IT CAN’T BE! WE DID NOTHING WRONG NOTHING WAS WRONG. WHY GOD. WHYYYYY!!!!”
Doctor: *Stops jerking off* “Like I said maam I’m terribly sorry. But fear not. For I may have a solution to this abomination. By keeping it off buzz, specifically restraining it from crossing the 20% threshold, as well as keeping it off the ganja, with a nose job your son may have a fighting chance in this world.”
Mom: “OH THANK YOU DOCTOR THANK YOU. How will I ever repay you for this?”
Old wrinkle balls doctor: “…”
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME❗️”
Mom: “NOOOOOOO!!!!! NO ! NO! NOO NOO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!! IT CAN’T BE! WE DID NOTHING WRONG NOTHING WAS WRONG. WHY GOD. WHYYYYY!!!!”
Doctor: *Stops jerking off* “Like I said maam I’m terribly sorry. But fear not. For I may have a solution to this abomination. By keeping it off buzz, specifically restraining it from crossing the 20% threshold, as well as keeping it off the ganja, with a nose job your son may have a fighting chance in this world.”
Mom: “OH THANK YOU DOCTOR THANK YOU. How will I ever repay you for this?”
Old wrinkle balls doctor: “…”
Sanafer Syndrome by BigDaddyPlantation October 25, 2023
sanafran
A fictitious person.
Sanfered
"Did you hear that Michael got sanfered?"
"He got into Stanford???"
"No you fucking idiot! He got mugged at a gay strip club down in Florida."
"He got into Stanford???"
"No you fucking idiot! He got mugged at a gay strip club down in Florida."
Sanfered by simplified insults August 19, 2023
Santaferra
The worlds sneakiest mooch ever. Likes to befriend people based on their income and cigarette supply. You can usually spot them on break stalking their poor victims for their last cigarette. They will sometimes take on the burden of raising somebody elses child for the sole purpose of having an excuse for never having any money for drugs. If you ever want to get rid of a santaferra you must quit your job and stop smoking. Santaferra's are quite clever in the art of bullshitting and enjoy gay humor. Santaferra's enjoy rock music and will occasionally throw a decent game of darts. If you ever see a Santaferra it is already too late.
Person #1 - "Hey dude, can I bum a Stog?"
Person #2 - "Fuck off Santaferra"
Person #1 - "Man, Can you believe that guy? He just smoked my last cigarette then had the balls to ask to borrow a dollar"
Person #2 - "Was his name Santaferra?"
Person #1 - "Whoa. How'd you know?"
Person #2 - "Cause dude he just hit me up for my last dollar and cigarette"
Santaferra - "Hey does anybody have a cigarette for me?"
Potential Victim - "Why don't you smoke one out of the pack you're hiding in your truck ass-hole!?"
Person #2 - "Fuck off Santaferra"
Person #1 - "Man, Can you believe that guy? He just smoked my last cigarette then had the balls to ask to borrow a dollar"
Person #2 - "Was his name Santaferra?"
Person #1 - "Whoa. How'd you know?"
Person #2 - "Cause dude he just hit me up for my last dollar and cigarette"
Santaferra - "Hey does anybody have a cigarette for me?"
Potential Victim - "Why don't you smoke one out of the pack you're hiding in your truck ass-hole!?"
Santaferra by Igotherpes@krockathon August 10, 2010
Salaferred
Salaferred by 1inch dick wonder February 10, 2019