shildo 

A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".

That is a huge shildo.

shildo by matthew wengler July 3, 2004

Shildo 

A shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a shit dildo. But it is not frozen. The shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.

Ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.

I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.

Shildo by Billy LangHenry March 6, 2009

shildo 

when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

using a shildo in your ass is REALLY taking a dump.

shildo by Natasha March 16, 2005

Shildo 

A "shit" frozen and then used as a dildo.

Jade: "I cant afford these really expensive dildo's!"
Molly: "Just use a shildo!"
Jade: "I dont have one, Could I borrow yours?"
Molly: "Yeah sure!"

Shildo by MTP-Warrior. September 30, 2015

Shildo 

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

Sally was broke as fuck, so not having any vegetables she had to make a shildo.

Shildo by Marccastro January 5, 2020

Shildo 

A Dildo That is Shitty

OMG Look at that Chicks Shildo

Shildo by ARDD May 13, 2009

shildo 

When actively pooping and a segment of your feces is too dense and of increasing diameter so that you begin to panic as your rectum struggles to dilate wide enough to pass the shit dildo aka “shildo”. Usually occurs due to eating too much fat and protein in a meal.

I almost fainted from the shildo I just passed in the bathroom.

shildo by wilfred von birmingham December 24, 2020