Carl Azuz

there are no words to describe this amazing human. he gives the best puns known the man kind. he not only is the news anchor for CNN10, but he is also my God. I am a strong believer in azuzism and i pray to carl azuz every night.

friend 1: we didn't watch CNN10 this morning in class!
friend 2: awh it's okay I already prayed to Carl Azuz this morning...

Carl Azuz by carlazuzlover December 26, 2019

Carl Azuz

Anchor for CNN 10 and is a certified "kool kid." He makes hilarious puns, and is known to appear outside KFC restaurants at night. A Greek legend about the son of Zeus is often linked with him because of his last name, which sounds like the name of the Greek god. Carl Azuz has a deep love for corn, as well as Totino's Pizza Rolls.

Joey'sWorldTour: Yo I was outside KFC last night filming a new video on the Extra Super Spicy Crunch Delight Burger (made with real Babar meat) with a side of Scoopy Flop Bamboozler, and I swore that I saw Carl Azuz for a second.
Generic other guy: Yo dude thats freaking epic.

Carl Azuz by wolfrick November 12, 2018

Carl Azuz

Sexy man hoe who likes children and indian curry sauce

Carl Azuz raped my cat last night! I hope he impregnated her

Carl Azuz by NOGUS January 16, 2017

carlazuzatticus 

Carlazuzatticus is a danganronpa tiktoker that mostly posts komahina. They have a great personality and is a pretty cool dude, great person to be friends with too. Carlazuzatticus is the best danganronpa tiktoker

“Hey yknow carlazuzatticus?”
“Ohh yea they’re a legend! Komahina videos go crazy”

carlazuzatticus by SpidermanShuichi July 13, 2023