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Caribbean Dutch Rudder
Splitting a handjob from a hooker with your homie to save money. The hooker will jerk both of you off simultaneously (that's why the have two hands) thus allowing you to split the hourly rate. This is typically only practiced within the Caribbean islands.
Friend 1: "Damn bro, I spent so much money on lap dances I don't have enough to get a handy. You wanna go to that whore house and split something?" friend 2: "sure let's go there and get a wankin' Caribbean Dutch rudder style!!"
Caribbean Dutch Rudder by Bigsticky December 15, 2016
ruddism
Any analogy, metaphor, etc where the person speaking/writing is attempting to use a common phrase but messes it up by either mixing multiple common phrases, or simply replaces key words in the phrase with incorrect words. The most important aspect of a ruddism is that they are not done on purpose. The person must think they said it correctly.
Examples of a ruddism:
"A bird in a hand is better than two bushes."
"You have enough to do. I don't mean to throw more worms on the fire."
"She was green with ivy."
"You can't teach a dog old tricks."
"That's just my cross to burn."
"You can lead a gift horse to water, but you can't look it in the mouth."
"Six of one. Half of the other."
"A bird in a hand is better than two bushes."
"You have enough to do. I don't mean to throw more worms on the fire."
"She was green with ivy."
"You can't teach a dog old tricks."
"That's just my cross to burn."
"You can lead a gift horse to water, but you can't look it in the mouth."
"Six of one. Half of the other."
Ruddy Duck
The mascot for an air refueling squadron based in Salt Lake City, UT. The name stems from their tendency to fuck each other’s poopy assholes and instead of cleaning the poop off their dicks they prefer to keep their dicks covered in poop beneath their flight suits all day.
What’s that smell?
That pilot is one of those Ruddy Ducks from Utah! He definitely has a poop covered dick under that pickle suit!
That pilot is one of those Ruddy Ducks from Utah! He definitely has a poop covered dick under that pickle suit!
Ruddy Duck by 191RuddyDuck March 26, 2023
Norwegian Rudder
A form of mutual masturbation similar to the Dutch Rudder. Each partner folds his leg over the top of the other's leg and begins to shake it, sending vibrations up the partner's thigh, and eventually to the tip of their penis.
Norwegian Rudder by marceaux.com December 7, 2010
ruddering
When someone uses there hand to knock a standing man's flacid penis from side to side. The equivalent of motorboating.
Can also do 'tennis ruddering' when you use both hands and bounce the penis between them.
Also possible to do it up and down or with your foot.
Surprisingly satisfying for both particiants
Can also do 'tennis ruddering' when you use both hands and bounce the penis between them.
Also possible to do it up and down or with your foot.
Surprisingly satisfying for both particiants
Guy "can I motor boat you?'
Girl "only if I can do some ruddering of you after"
Guy " oh yes please"
Girl "only if I can do some ruddering of you after"
Guy " oh yes please"
ruddering by flemmimaid October 22, 2012