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boogerjack 

To hijack someones belongings without the owner knowledge. In most cases the owner was not present during said hijack.
"Logan, did you boogerjack my pencil?" "No I think Steven was using it." "Steven did you boogerjack my mechanical pencil?" "The red one, yea I used it and stuck it in my bag when you werent here."

"I want my Donkey Kong Country cartridge back that you boogerjacked from my house while I was taking a dump."

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boogerjack by sackiller April 17, 2012

boogerfucker 

a dude who fucked a girl through her nose and his dick touched a booger
PersonA: Did you know personb fucked a girl through her nose and it touched a booger!

PersonC: He's such a boogerfucker!

boogerwich

A boogerwich is nasal boogers placed on a sandwich or a hamburger. They are usually served to unknowing recipients as a practical joke or revenge.
Instead of the normal ham sandwich that Peter's boss would usually receive from him each day at noon, Peter decided to bring him a ham boogerwich instead.
boogerwich by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

boogerlock 

A Boogerlock is formed when several strands of nosehair become entangled in a booger, effectively forming a nose-dreadlock. Not so much nappy, but rather goopey.
Yo Fred! After you wipe your nose, you best take some clippers to that nose hair of yours- lest you be wearing them boogerlocks!
boogerlock by xeroedouttwice October 21, 2010

boogerschnagle 

Gerry says the construction is all boogerschnagled.
boogerschnagle by Matt2427 October 28, 2022

boogerflicker 

Brynn is a boogerflicker.