Kyrk 

Possibly the biggest asshole you will meet in your life. Most likely is a spoiled brat that does not know how to live life on his own. Likes to push his work off on other people because he feels like he is too good to do his own work.

Guy 1: Have you met Kyrk?
Guy 2: No, do i want to?
Guy 3: Nah he's an asshole

Kyrk by heatfanforlife631 August 5, 2016

kyrk dheniel 

Probably the best pwrson you'll ever meet in your life

Guy 1: have you met kyrk dheniel?
Guy 2: yeah great fucking guy.
Guy 3: the greatest guy I've met.

kyrk dheniel by Eggplantplantplant June 9, 2021

The Kyrk 

Drunkeness to the point of being unable to stand up straight and form cohesive, concise sentences. The Kyrk requires large amounts of alcohol, no or little food, and tends to happen in Las Vegas Nevada though can find you anywhere really. The Kyrk will cause you to disappear - a la Doug in the Hangover, only to come back in the form of a passed out drunken mess who shouts, "RAFAEL," in between shallow breaths.

I'm finding it hard to stand up straight and form cohesive and concise sentences right now... in fact I'm pretty sure I'm experiencing the Kyrk right now...

The Kyrk by Missy Fabulous June 26, 2009

kyrkseptember 

Kyrkseptember, (Translated “September of church”) is the Swedish version of “no nut November”. It is preformed by a big Swedish crowd in September each year. Participants are mostly teenage boys.

Man I can’t wait for kyrkseptember to be over!

kyrkseptember by Swedishsister September 2, 2019

kyrkan 

Wired shit that dont till the truth

Jag ska inte gå till kyrkan

kyrkan by XD Lord and savior XD December 1, 2017

Kyrkko 

Always on time and ready to kill someone random just bc they didnt do their home work always treatens people with guns and the test are not about the book they are about the shit that she likes.
She likes to be bombed.

Youre a piece of shit

oh like kyrkko
yeah shes always shit

Kyrkko by JuusTonTon April 1, 2020