wooktard 

A Dirty, Dready, "Family member" who sniffs cocaine on the regular and fuckin rages all day every day. He/she often acts like a barbarian crossed with a retard crossed with a port-o-potie; the notorious refuge spot for wooktards that are too fucked up. Lastly, a warning to all you non "ragers," don't make the wooktard angry, which is easy to do (talking shit on Disco Biscuits or Widespread Panic), for he will.... probably not do anything (hit the bong again).

Wookstophe (Wooktard Extraordinaire)

wooktard by TeamJuicyTreys April 11, 2011

worktard 

The one coworker that does/says the dumbest things over and over again.

No one pays much attention to Larry here, he's our company's worktard.

worktard by Mrs Pita February 13, 2010

Woodtarded 

Lacking any basic skill or ability to make things out of wood. Poor competence in design and craftsmanship. An individuls state of mind who truly does not understand the concept of measure twice and cut once and generally results in a contractor to repair their repair.

You know Joseph it would be much cheaper building it out of wood. I'm not like you Jeremy I can't just build stuff like that. You forget I'm woodtarded.

Woodtarded by I Am The Ferrett February 16, 2022

wocktarded 

when a monkey wanna say somethin stupid

bruh thats really wocktarded of you

wocktarded by ooga chaka May 2, 2019

Wootard 

A drunk person who goes around yelling “ woooooooooooo” down the street around sober people. Usually in New Orleans.

These damn wootards woke me up from my sleep. — Mimi

Wootard by Emperor3434 November 13, 2020

Wootarded 

An amalgam of the words wootang and retarded. Usually means that something is so cool its retarded

Shit amrita, that's wootarded

Wootarded by Mrbloop September 28, 2018

wooltard

A rare species of retards they call wooltards they are not as retarded. They are actually pretty cool. You can find them kicking footballs or fucking bitches.

Hey wooltard come here

wooltard by Don sucks cock April 2, 2017