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tvd logic 

When something on a television show simply does not make sense logically or is contradictory; most notably from The vampire diaries as that is where the term originated from.
1. The mythology of the show in season one states that vampires can't procreate but they love to try. enter Klaus (an original vampire/hybrid has a baby which an entire spin off show is based upon. how can Klaus have a baby when he is a vampire? Fans simply reply with TVD Logic.

2. Doppelganger mythology. Stefan and Elena are part of a line of doppelgangers that are magically draw together for centuries. how can Stefan and Elena be doppel mates if it was impossible for them to meet since they were born in different centuries if Stefan had never turned into a vampire. fans reply with TVD Logic

3. Elena finds a picture of Baby DAmon and the picture clearly shows he has brown eyes while Damon Salvatore is admired for his beautiful blue eyes. Fans reply with TVD Logic.

4. Elena looks at a baby picture of a brown eyed Damon and comment that he has his mother's eyes which are clearly blue. Fans assume Elena went blind and just reply with TVD Logic.

5. Elena had Alaric who is an original vampire at the time compel all her memories of loving Damon away and when he becomes human a few episodes later his compulsion does doesn't wear off when logically it should because TVD Logic exists.

6. In season 3 of TVD it's established that a person can't be a vampire and a witch. Bonnie's mother is turned into a vampire therefore severing her link to her witch lineage but in season 6 because of TVD Logic they introduce vamp/witches which clearly contradicts their established mythology.
tvd logic by sexygodDamon April 17, 2015
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026