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the favre 

After having sex with a lady, one takes an NFL sized, regulation football and viciously throws a perfect spiral at her vagina. The passer then puts his hands in the air and yells "touchdown", similar to the way referee's do when players score TDs.
After having rough, dirty sex with my wife, I gave her what she deserved and I delivered to her the favre.
the favre by LoneSoldier.com January 14, 2008
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The Favre 

the act of sending perverted text messages and pictures of yourself to ones friends, lovers,workers,etc.
it drives my friends crazy when i text them The Favre.
The Favre by kingmojo101 March 9, 2011

Give her the Bret Favre 

To send an image of your junk to a female via a picture message.
Doug: Dude, remember Paige from the bar last night?
Kevin: Yeah. Did you give her the Bret Favre?
Doug: Of course!
Kevin: Did you remember to use the zoom!

The higher you are the fairer the play.

It's a Rahul saying which delineates the causal relationship between ones weed intake and the fairness of one's decision making. This means that when you're high you tend to be more peaceful and fair.
I wanted to get more money from my lawsuit but realised I was being greedy. Thankfully I was high, because the higher you are the fairer the play.

The Folsom Street Faire 

a fair that allows men to wank and ejaculate from apartment windows, landing on people below
we went to the The Folsom Street Faire came home coverd in jizz,

"my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War 

"my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Hey dude check this out, "my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War"

Lascia Fare A Me: The Soul Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to oerianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lascia Fare A Me: The Soul Juvenile Release