sticker poop 

the tacky residue left behind after removing a sticker or price tag from an item, often causing a black sticky film to build up on the object.

1. i tried to remove the price tag sticker from the glass of the picture frame carefully but couldn't so now i have to look at the picture through all this sticker poop.
2. i removed the sticker lable from the cream bottle but there's all this sticker poop on it.

sticker poop by deby stevens January 22, 2007

butt sticker poop 

An alarming condition that may soon reach epidemic status, butt sticker poop refers to a poop that, rather than fall harmlessly into the water, resists both the gravitational pull and bowel push that usually expels poop from the butt into the toilet, instead clinging to the butt hole leaving an unpleasant fecal residue that is often difficult to wipe.

While the exact causes of butt sticker poop are unknown, experts hypothesize that it could be the result of many factors including but not limited to: stressful daily routine, excessive consumption of boneless wings, low potassium levels, wild and unkempt anal hair, and underwear that doesn't fit properly.

Butt sticker poop is not thought to be contagious though it is advised you stay away from a person suffering with BSP as they may be irritable and surly until the condition passes. For those suffering with BSP doctors recommend bed rest and a lengthy post-poop shower.

Thomas: Hey Wendell, congrats on the new boneless wing consumption record.

Wendell: Thanks big T, but i don't know if it was worth it I have a mondo case of butt sticker poop.

Thomas: Holy Toledo! BSP is never fun, you better hit the showers

butt sticker poop by Jon Kitna's sister December 10, 2010

POOP STICKER 

You take a dump, and when you use the toliet paper to wipe, instead of throwing it away. you paste it to the wall or any other surface. The poop itself acts as the adhesive. Great for revenge for bad service at restaurants.

"what do you mean your out of orange chicken???? fine ill have musho pork."

(goes to restroom)

(poops)

"well this is for not having orange chicken at lunchtime."

(sticks toliet paper to mirror)

enjoy your poop sticker

POOP STICKER by Herbert G. WALLCE March 12, 2011