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skirt ball 

A man whose balls are hidden beneath a womans skirt . A guy who follows blindly whatever his female partner asks of him .
A man who has female attributes and willingly allows his female partner to orchestrate the relationship . Skirt balls refers to the organ the male having characteristics of a skirt ball . Extensive research indicate mutation in the seminiferous tubules causing formation of skirt-like covering.

Eg. Alisons boyfriend was dubbed a skirt ball in high school as he followed her to every cheerleading practice .
skirt ball by JBLOPEZ006 December 28, 2010
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Mini-Skirt BallBust 

When a very hot girl with a very,very short skirt kicks or knees a male in his testicles,more commonly known as balls.
An example of a Mini-Skirt BallBust is when a very hot girl with a short skirt pretends like she wants to kiss you. She puts your arms on your shoulders and brings her lips closer. Just when she is abot to kiss you, she knees you square in the balls, and you go down.

shirt ball 

A giant ball made of shirts.
Dude, I saw a huge shirt ball in my brothers closet, what a pig... yet I suppose it could be a creative thing...”

Skert into the bowling ball 

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal
individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place
Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

Shirtballs 

When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.
"Pardon me, sir... Seems as if your Shirtballs have slipped out again..."
Shirtballs by Racer XXX February 3, 2019

Skirtbail 

(Adjective) when you trip on your skirt.
She skirtbailed on the sidewalk.
Skirtbail by Your-Bovine May 1, 2020