pussy broker

a guy that sets a friend up with a girl. Said girl is usually a strong contender for an easy lay, solid hookup, date or relationship. The pussy broker (PB) acts as a matchmaker or pimp of sorts. This negotiation is discussed with the friend ahead of time and the PB gets a favor of some kind that usually involves sexual exploitation of said setup (like pictures of the girl naked or a video of sex with said girl). Bonus Points are given if said girl is an ex-girlfriend of the PB.

"My buddy did a great job as my pussy broker this weekend. He set me up with a real freak and all i had to do was take a picture of her tits!"

"I really need to get some ass. I need to call up my PB and see who he can set me up with."

pussy broker by nunzio19 July 22, 2009

pussy broker

The leader of a group of ladies who must be made happy and kept occupied in order for your buddies to hit on her friends. If this dear is not kept busy she may throw some sort of fit causing great turmoil and demanding the undivided attention of her accompanying debutants, this may ruin everyone’s fun. This lady is often referred to as the P.B. or [peanut butter[.

“C, check out the bachelorette party over there.” I’m all over it. I will be in the midst of it as soon as I can figure out who the pussy broker is.”

“Hey Chad you take the peanut butter so we can work.”

Warning: In large groups of woman and in older groups of women there may be 2 or even more brokers. It is imperative that each male pick a broker to entertain for the rest of the men to succeed. In rare instances a man can keep two brokers entertained. This task should not be taken lightly. It usually takes a seasoned cougar hawk to accomplish this.

pussy broker by J.C. Partiers April 24, 2007

Pussy Broken 

the intense feeling of unfavorable emotions that overcomes the vagina following the refusal of a dick. The sexual organ equivalent to heart broken.

She tried to hook up with this guy at a club, but when she was denied, she was pussy broken.

Pussy Broken by Meggymick January 1, 2008

Pussy Broken 

the intense feeling of unfavorable emotions that overcomes the vagina following the refusal of a dick. The sexual organ equivalent to heart broken.

She tried to hook up with this guy at a club, but when she was denied, she was pussy broken.

Pussy Broken by Meggymick January 1, 2008

broken pussy 

when it really smells, when its dry as hell, your pussy is likely to be broken

Maybe it's dry as hell, maybe it really smells, broken pussy.

broken pussy by clitoria6969 December 5, 2016