pretentiatarian 

One who consumes only organic, locally grown, sustainably cultivated fruits, vegetables, eggs, dairy and meat products. This type of diet is generally accompanied by self-righteousness and extreme liberal judgmentalism.

Oh I'm sorry, I don't eat factory farmed turkey, I'm a pretentiatarian.

pretentiatarian by Tender Buttons February 23, 2011

Pretenditarian 

A person (usually on an Internet forum) who claims to be a Libertarian, but is actually just another Republican jackoff.

Also describes someone who supports big government and repressive legislation when enacted by Republicans, but cries bloody murder when the same measures are enacted by Democrats.

See Fibertarian

Real Libertarian: "How can you call yourself a Libertarian when you support the current administration's constant and repeated attempts to violate our privacy in the name of imaginary security?"

Pretenditarian: "Shut up, LibTard!"

Pretenditarian by Dr. Cyclops January 19, 2007

Pretentatarian 

One who is overly self-righteous about their dietary lifestyle. Who in any given situation will make you feel very guilty for your own choices.

Jane: "oh you are eating another hamburger? Wow, that's like your third this week."
John: "And?"
Jane: "I just wish you would be more healthy, you know like me. That way you won't die an early death."
John: "you are such a Pretentatarian..."

Pretentatarian by PittySwag June 15, 2014