park, to 

repositioning your boner so that it won't get in the way of your daily activities

Dude, park it properly, dude

park, to by roozl November 5, 2004

Take a walk to Poo Park

Go for a shit/dump/crap.

Laurie: I got a real bad pain in my stomach.
David: Sounds like you need to take a walk to Poo Park buddy.

Take a walk to Poo Park by mrhaddock December 17, 2015

Taking the dog to the park 

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a transexual person

There are those who enjoy taking the dog to the park
Man, Tom was so drunk last night - he took the dog to the park.

Taking the dog to the park by T-Kabs April 28, 2010

take him to the park 

1: Break up your relationtionship with another.

2: Ditch your date.

Both definitions refer to taking that puppy dog boy (usually) somewhere to be dumped and picked up by someone else, or just lost.

Ugh, He is so clingy he is driving me Nuts! Thats it, its time to take him to the park!

take him to the park by Maylain November 14, 2005

Go to The Park 

To travel to a local park to smoke marijuana. This is often used in secrecy when parents or people who do not approve of smoking are in earshot.

Charles "What do u want to do?"
Kirk "Lets go to the park. I have a J you can bun."

Go to The Park by Charles D. 3 May 17, 2006

Learn How To Park.

Learn How To Park.

Seriously.

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ Learn How To Park!

Learn How To Park... Or Else... You Don't Want To Know Trust Me

Learn How To Park. by Learn. How. To. Park. March 3, 2021

going down to South Park 

Basically the first words of the South Park intro

going down to South Park Idk what to put here :D

going down to South Park by hahahahahahahahacoolbeans May 19, 2023