maggisaur
the scariest dinosaur that ever walked the earth because it's the ginger version of a dinosaur. So essentially a dinosaur with no soul. however for some reason this dinosaur was able to harness its evil powers to see into the future and be obsessed with ke$ha and it is believed that this specimen was able to inspire the song 'dinosaur' indirectly. this being said, the maggisaur is the hipitty hopitty happeninest dinosaur that knows how to party hardy with a bottle of bacardi...
Eric: dude check out the new velociraptor figurine i got! it's way cooler than ur lame bambiraptor!
Conner: oh really? turns out i just got a special edition maggisaur figurine!
*whips out figurine from satchel*
Eric: SHIT! BITCH BE CRAZY!
*screams and runs away but has the slight urge to start dancing*
Conner: ha! i knew we would get him! who needs a soul? whats that u said dear maggisaur? it's time to dance? and ur a carnivore?????
Conner: oh really? turns out i just got a special edition maggisaur figurine!
*whips out figurine from satchel*
Eric: SHIT! BITCH BE CRAZY!
*screams and runs away but has the slight urge to start dancing*
Conner: ha! i knew we would get him! who needs a soul? whats that u said dear maggisaur? it's time to dance? and ur a carnivore?????
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