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hornywasted 

When you're very drunk and so hard up for a piece of ass and/or piece of cock that you're about a midget's throw away from making out with anyone or anything.

If you act upon being hornywasted you'll most likely end up regretting it tomorrow.

It may or may not involve severely lowering your standards and/or drunk dialing an ex.




"I sooooo hornywasted. I sooooo want to drunk dial my ex. What to do?"

"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."

"You're right. I guess that's a pretty big to don't. It's probably all that mad dog 20/20 talking."

"Yes."

hornywasted by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009
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Hornygasted 

When your really fucking horny, and shocked at something in the same time period.
Hornygasted: "dude she's so hot I want to fuck her brains out" -- "OH SHIT I LEFT THE OVEN ON!"
Hornygasted by BigBoy6669 June 29, 2019
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Horny Wasted 

Where you get horny so many ttimes in a day that your dick just stops cumming for a while.
Guy; Hey man you beat the meat today?
Me; Nah bro im Horny Wasted

Hornblasted 

When a 13 horned beast rams you into pieces.
Dude, I just got torn by the horn! Totally hornblasted, bro!
Hornblasted by The Horned One January 5, 2010

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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