fuck priest 

Similar to an arse baptist. A fuck priest sits in the chapel and holds dirty service. As a result they are usually the 'father' to most of the village children, hence the address of 'Father Doug' or 'Father Richard'

Edmond: That wasnt usual Sunday morning service?
Claire: Thats because Father James is a fuck priest...

fuck priest by Jack Stewart May 26, 2006

priest as fuck 

Being so boss/priest you could start your own religion/church

"Man that gent is just priest as fuck"

priest as fuck by Jcolley April 4, 2015

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest 

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest 

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

Priestly Fuck 

1- An act of intercourse where the male involved seems completely switched off from the idea that the woman is meant to be getting pleasure, and instead simply gallops towards the semen depositing finale. It leaves the woman feeling like she may as well have been elsewhere. This is a priestly fuck, as one imagines that's exactly how a priest would do it- with as little extra contact as possible so as to make it less of a sin.

2- That guy who disapproves of everything you do that he can't, much like a priest does. He's the bloke who feels it necessary to make himself look better than you by reacting with disgust and incredulous disbelief when hearing of your exploits. He's a priestly fuck, that one. He probably wanks and cries over tales of his mate's debauchery.

1- "I thought you liked Tim, why did you split up?"

"Well, he was a good guy outside of the bedroom, but once we got in there, he subjected me to the most priestly fuck ever, and didn't show any interest in trying again. It's over."

2- Tom- "So I shagged them both. You only live once, right?"

(The assembled mates laugh and agree, gazing at Tom in awe. All except for one.)

Ross- "You ought to be ashamed of yourself"

(Ross gets up and goes to the bar, shaking his head and tutting. The men sit and reel in disbelief)

Tom- "Priestly Fuck!"

Priestly Fuck by MagickDio May 20, 2010