dirt hippie 

Scientific name: hippius Festivus, commonly referred to as the lesser dirt hippie. Endemic in local Burning Man circles, resides primarily in drum circles under the bridge or Venice Pier. Primarily eats what is yours. Roams in packs soliciting info on chem trails, homeopathy and antivaccine theories. Common markings include: dreadlocks, drug rugs, sacred geometry and tribal tattoos, and culturally appreciated headbands. The mating cry is often distinguished by screeches of, "Do your research!" and "Love and light!"

<Dave Attenborough> Notice the dirt hippies, seen in the wilds of Black Rock City, drinking at the common watering hole out of Nalgines they found discarded on the dance floor. Do not look them directly in the eye, unless one wants to be invited into their polyamorous relationship.

dirt hippie by namaste away December 28, 2020

Dirt Hippie 

Mainly used to describe a hippie, generally a hippie who has some relation to dirt. Can also be used to insult any kind of activist who pisses you off. Or...just anyone who pisses you off.

Look at that angry feminist! What a freakin' dirt hippie!

Dirt Hippie by Drew June 11, 2004

dirtyhippie 

when ur smokin a joint with ur girl and u stick it in her rectum and let it burn the flesh of her inner-anus. then u re-light the joint and smoke it

i totally dirtyhippied that bitch last night. unfortunatley today she is in the hospital

dirtyhippie by belskizzle mcslave January 15, 2005