brandon novak

Former pro-skater, signed by Tony Hawk but messed it up by doing heroin for many years. Is now clean, and living in Castle Bam in West Chester, Pennsylvania. Claims to make "fast company" with numerous girls each night and tells about it on Radio Bam. Super fly, but super horny.

Friend of Bam Margera, Brandon Dicamillo, Raab Himself, Tim Glomb, Bucky Lasek, Rake Yohn, etc.

Plays "Dooley" on Bam's movie Haggard, and appears on MTV's Viva La Bam.

Also known as: Dream Seller, Dead Beat Dad (Knocked girl up on one night stand), DBD, Nudie Novak (Doesn't think twice about getting naked in public), Life Partner (to Bam), Heroin Novak.

Bam: *Pushes Novak into river*
Brandon: "This water is dirtier than the girl I hooked up with last night!"

Brandon: "Hey Bam, how do you spell Novak?"

Dooley: "Watch your mouth sweetheart."

brandon novak by jdogg01 September 2, 2005

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brandon novak

Bam's horny friend from sirius radio. He was addicted to herion sience he was 17 and is now clean, and if he stays that way gets to live with bam. He is sexy, but has many STD's.

he gets alot of chicks

brandon novak by amy April 20, 2005

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

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